It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Christopher Moore
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  1. Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

  2. Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

  3. Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

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  5. If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

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