You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
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Carrie Ryan
Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?
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Alison McGhee
In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.
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Nenia Campbell
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said." Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.""Easy mistake to make, " Jem said.
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Cassandra Clare
Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.
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Suzanne Collins
More Quotes By Christopher Moore
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
People, generally, suck.
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.